We Deal Everywhere Parody of, “I’ve been Everywhere”. (copyright D.Nentwig)
We deal everywhere, man,
We deal everywhere, man.
The coppers have our backs man,
No matter how many we kill, man.
We’re even allowed to advocate to kids,
‘Cause we deal everywhere!
We deal in......
Newspapers, Magazines, In TV Guides we try to ‘hide’
In letterboxes, On the street, We’re allowed, ain’t it neat?
Through mascots, Celebrities,We deal drugs with ease.
Signage, Advocation for legal intoxication,
While Politicians turn blind eyes
To our crimes………………….yeah!
We deal everywhere, man.
We deal everywhere, man.
The Politicians have our backs, man,
While they pin other’s backs to the wall, man. (see beg.)
To try to unjustly excuse our crimes,
So we can deal everywhere. Because our drug causes Cancer, Dementia, Psychosis,Kidney Failure, Cirrhosis, Hepatitis, Pellagra, Heart failure. Poisoning, Amnesia, Coma and Death. We’re not to blame when you lay your friends to rest. Diabetes, F.A.S And D.T’s, Still we deal everywhere, man, We deal everywhere, man, We don’t have to tell the truth, man, About our Class A drug, man, As long as we have our ‘scapegoat’….(buzzword ‘illicit’) “It’s all Good”, ‘cause we deal everywhere. We deal a drug form known as beer, While other people live in fear. Child abuse, Domestic Violence, Through street assaults We keep our silence. Drownings, Cars crashed, People on the street getting bashed, Vandalism, Smashing glass, But thankfully…Police are targeting ‘Grass”! Drug bottles are now a favourite weapon For the young and the old, But still………. We deal everywhere, man, We don’t care about your age, man. We stick drugs in Store fronts, man, As part of our (Advocated) Master Plan, man. Intoxication for the next generation, ‘Cause we deal everywhere.
